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ankit
29-10-05, 03:23 AM
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and I am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always...
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What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....

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Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!

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When Nights are long and Friends are few,
I sit by my Window and think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart
coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

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Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

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Don't frown.
You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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One day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

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If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

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To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
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Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

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A friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."

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Mountain can fly, river can dry
you can forget me but never can I

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Destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....

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Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

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Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I-------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S-------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I-------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

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Don't shut love out of your life by saying
it's impossible to find.

The quickest way to receive love is to give;
The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly;
And the best way to keep love is to give it wings.

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Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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What is wrong with your cellevery time i call a voice comes
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

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Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money and even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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You look so fine! I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

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You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

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Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

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Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

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I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
and without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

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Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down and then... i lauf again

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A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

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Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

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Roses are red, voilets are blue
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

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Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it's value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.
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A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end

kprt2005
15-04-06, 04:17 PM
mast hai bhidu......................
lage raho.................

solid_sunny
21-08-06, 04:46 PM
nice smss

hav u any more