Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids.........

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>Mary had a little pig,
>She kept it fat and plastered;
>And when the price of pork went up,
>She shot the little bastard.
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>MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
>Her father shot it dead.
>Now it goes to school with her,
>Between two slices of bread.
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>JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
>To have a little fun.
>Stupid Jill forgot the pill
>And now they have a son.
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>SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
>Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
>"What have you got there?"
>Said the Pie man unto Simon,
>"Pies, you Dumb Ass"
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>HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
>All the kings' horses,
>And all the kings' men.
>Had scrambled eggs,
>For breakfast again.
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>HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
>All over the bedside clock.
>The little dog laughed to see such fun.
>Then died of electric shock.
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>GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
>Kissed the girls and made them cry.
>And when the boys came out to play,
>He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

Thanks Angel for the sardar's jokes' collection. In france we have the equivalent with belgian. )))

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