| If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues".
2.) your prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) U keep trying to shut down your home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps).
5.) When your mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.
6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0"to get an outside
line.
7.) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) your last crush was a girl in HR, your current crush is the new girl in HR and all your crushes in the future willbe girls in HR.
9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) your important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find your PL sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) U email your mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to your friends who are also in IT.
16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12
17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .
18.)And now u r smiling!!!!
Am sure u did steps 16 to 18.
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