A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the

salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."



The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of

pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde

seems to have a hard time choosing.



Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman

then asks what size curtains she needs.



The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."



"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very

small - what room are they for?"



The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they

are for her computer monitor.



The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not

need curtains!"



The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Computer Gender?

During a computer class, one of the students asked, "What gender is a computer." Instead of giving an answer, the Instructor split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether a computer was male or female. The men's group decided that a computer was of feminine gender, due to the following:

1. No one understands their logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine, for the following reasons:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data, but still can't think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

good post

Computer Gender?

During a computer class, one of the students asked, "What gender is a computer." Instead of giving an answer, the Instructor split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether a computer was male or female. The men's group decided that a computer was of feminine gender, due to the following:

1. No one understands their logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine, for the following reasons:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data, but still can't think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

some very funny jokes. LOL