Shayari from your boss....

Arz kiya hai..............
Transactions hote hain ... Errors ka sama hota hai ...
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai .
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte ...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai ...

(wah wah ... wah wah)

Your reply to you r boss...

Arz kiya hai..............
Promotion hote hain ... Dissappointment ka sama hota hai ...
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai .
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte ...
Ye fasana to papers dalne ke baad bayan hota hai ...

(wah wah ... wah wah)

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Angel @ Sep 20 2006, 12:40 PM) [snapback]44640[/snapback]</div>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! NICE..WORK THERE ANGEL...

THANKS >>>

ENDEVER --- [RAHUL]

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down.

-AUTHOR UNKNOWN !

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.


Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...

Jab Nikala Mera Janaazaa To ek baat yaad aa gayi
Saamne Tha MAIKHAANAA aur sharaab yaad aa gayi..!!
Ke yaaro rakh lo do char botalein,
kabra mein baith ke piya karenge,
Jab Khuda Maangega Umar ka hisaab,
Use Bhi jaam bhar bhar ke diya karenge...!!!

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?


Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...


A sardar went to a party with his family.
He introduces his family to a friend :
main sardar, yeh sardarnee,
yeh mera kid aur yeh kidney.